"I was finishing my dance with this move and then my hair caught on fire"

Well guys, here I am....in Dorset. I know its only been a week, but I'm having a kick your mother in the face pretty good time. I finally met up with CJ today and he doesn't hate me, turns out we're the same fucking person. I don't think I've ever laughed as hard as I have been laughing with/at him all day. We're going out to lunch and then to a play tomorrow night with Dorset people, I feel like I've finally found a BFF who's kinda gay, well at least half gay.

I passed out on a chair last night, it was pretty cool. My love for gummy bears parallels my love for alcoholic beverages. This is what I have learned in m 21 years here on earth.

Brett is not returning phone calls now. That probably means he's either mad at me for some unknown reason or he just sucks. Its hard to tell this early in the game, but I think I'm about to punch him in the ovaries. Seriously though, I kinda miss his face.

well there ya go. I'm really awesome at this as usual. You probably want a little more, but I'm not gonna give it to ya. Or I am I giving it to ya just by saying this last part?
I think I'll let Jesus be the deciding factor.