Because I can.

Goodby Carly...you'll be missed, at least until Neil Diamond shows up.

I've started and restarted a new post about a million times in the last week and a half.
something always comes up...someone walks in the door, I fall asleep sitting up, i'm not feeling all that entertaining, an episode of scrubs comes on. Life is busy here people.

the high note of the past few days has been only this. I shaved half of one of my eye brows off. Accidents happen and I now I look like a fucking exclamation point when I tilt my head to the side. Luckily my eyebrows grown like wildflowers and I work at a Shaw's, so no one asks any questions when you look like an asshole. Lucky, lucky, lucky me.

This weekend was pretty off the chain. I got to chill with some of the sweetest people in the world. Thankfully Alex's new girlfriend was so fucking awesome I could kick a dog in the face I'm so pumped I met her, Jamie didn't sneak in my apartment at any point and scare the shit out of me, and Margot remembered her Wii.
Highlights include the following...
!.) Sharing a smoke with Margs at the actual sight of the Da na na na na.
2.) Drunkie Hope-nuski
3.) American Idol karaoke. Not that I'm tryin to brag but I earned a Diomond Record and I was %100 awesome. I was all up in the American Idol Wii scene like David Cook....Gynie Cook, there's a ring to that. Rolls off the tongue.
4.) Delicious meat, corn, and potatoes on a picnic blanket.
5.) The New Yorker Game....I started strong but Jamie came back with a vengence. Bastard.
6.) Chattin with Margs, Alex, and Tempest at the bar but staying exclusively on the porch.
7.) Trip to P-Diddy!
8.) Warm Warm weather.
9.) Coffee with Kate and Margs.
10.) Reminising about how cool we used to be.

The only downfall of the entire weeken was unlike most of my friends I did not spend the majority of my days drinking beer in the sunshine. Instead I spent a good part of the time working or worrying about work or driving to work or hating my life because of work. I hung out in the moments in between but looking back they were only fucking moments. I was not in it to win it. I was in it to get to bed at a reasonable hour so I didn't spend the next day dry heaving into my cakes. This month I've made a grand total of -$35.........
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this is a really special time....
Here's to you God, I've never felt more like a complete failure, ignorant virgin, or woman about to lose her mind if June doesn't get here a little sooner.
Someone burn that damn grocery store down. I'll pay you -$35.

oh for Christsake.

I AM SHOCKED.

to say the least.

Blind side me why don't you Ryan fucking Seacrest you mean mean skinny tie wearing bastard.
Welll there you go, life goes on.
Jeez.

Americal Idol, you hurt so goooooood.

Just in case anyone is wondering one of my dreams came true tonight. Big moment in the this Gynie Show.

All the American Idol contestants sang together. They sang together and do you know what they fucking sang??!!
That's right.
A song that has probably touched millions.
Seasons of Love from the beloved musical Rent.

Um yeah, I think that's enough to make anyone love a Wednesday.

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Just tell him how you feel without sounding like a girl for once.

"I miss you so much it hurts sometimes"

Oh.....awkward.

My life has yet again been summed up by a scrubs clip.
Lovin it.

I'm constantly trying to better myself and further educate myself in any way that doesn't involve reading

Get in it.
Why don't you just get in it.


Okay, Okay....I'm fucking in it already.

My stomach in achy and my butt in exploding. I can barely handle being around myself right now, due to the fact that I'm am my most unattractive self at this moment. This morning is a bad scene.
Kinda sweaty, unshowered, losing my beautiful fake tan, braless, day old make up barely holding onto my face, and I've spent most of my morning smoking cigarrettes and sitting on the toliet holding on for dear life.
Turns out I'm finally tall enough for a ride. Unfortunately my ride is a trip to hell.

On an up note, a note that pretty much drowns out the moans in my bathroom, I don't have to work today, Yay! No white colared shirt, no bread baking, no fighting frosting, no curly haired evil evil life sucking women, no overhead lighting, no way fuckers.



that's how is rolllzz.