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So I'm back...ish

I was never really not here. I was just lazy about writing, being funny, and busy as fuck.

Working at the theatre festival rulzzzzzz. Lovin all the time I get to spend there. I have myself a great time there. There are things that never fail working at the theater, some of these things are as follows: Love, sleep deprived 20 somethings with no money, beer and liquor, talking, drama, people who make me laugh so hard I die a little inside from being so happy, respect for the cleavage, gays, hotter than hell days, sweaty tech boys who make me pelvis thrust into the desk I sit behind, and OLD people with so much money they don't even know what it means when someone says they'll give you a beej for seven dollars.
Other than the senior citizen bitches, its good good good there. Someone even showed me their penis peircing. Gotta love knowledge.

I saw my Bretty last weekend. His visit came after a phone call warning me that I was "in trouble" and during a storm that made me nervous for my air conditioning....There is no fear like the one of losing cold air during a hot summer storm.
There was lighting and hard rain and those moments when the quiet seemed so safe I could have curled up and slept for days. And then is was over, cooler air came, and we said goodnight.....and then I watched the Lakers vs Celtics game.

Oh and you know that grocery store I used to work at and made me question life itself. Yeah, I still work there. Just a day or two a week for extra money but I'm still there. Now its different there and I'm a freakin celebrity. Its not exactly like Hello Doly when I'm there but I kissed a boy in the parking lot next to his truck. There's a part of my that will be white trash. He was a little sweaty and smelled like grass. What the hell was I supposed to do?
Ufortunatly that boy was not the cute meat boy. Because I love the CMB so much I can only have one decent conversation a month. He said hi to me last week and instead of saying "Hi, how are you? Its so good to see you. What's been up with you? Have I told you you're the most beautiful man I've ever seen in my life" I looked at him like he was a huge truck and I was a stunned rabbit and then I loudly cleared my throat 40 times, threw up an awkward "hi" hand, and walked quickly into the bathroom, while focusing my glare to the tiled floor that is actually quite awesome when you think your about to throw up on your stupid collared shirt.
Who wants to kiss a girl who looks like she's about the shit her pants when all you've done is say a simple "Hi" ?
I'll tell you exactly who, not the cute meat boy.

Well its getting late and I'm throwing pots and eating mangos in my salad tomorrow. I gotta rest up for this excitement.

Ahh yes. Life is finally feeling good again. Summer means days that feel like real life.