Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Was it me or David Archuletta? I can never remember.

I long long sigh of relief has been happening the past week. And now it has been topped off with American Idol, but I'll get to that later.

I paid my final 50 bucks to good ol GMC and now i'm walking in that shit next Saturday. I'm gonna put on that smock, tight hat, and gracefully recieve my reciept. Oh fuck it. The whole scene will probably be chill, but i'm looking forward to the after grad stuff. Like long islands and the end of my collge career.shit dawg.

Good stuff happening? funny you ask.

Number one magical moment last week...Brett is moving back to east coast very shortly. He's gonna be right here in three weeks. I'm so excited I could shave my eye brow off again. I want him to walk in the door and give me a giant perfect kiss and then not be complicated afterward. How will I do this you ask? Well shifty eyes. Works like a charm.

Number two kick in the face sweet moment....Any second with the cute meat boy. He pretty much looks in my direction and I'm sweaty and breaking out in hives within about a second. He's actually talking to me on a regular basis and I am slowly but surely relearning how to construct sentences in his presence.When he first starting talking to me my coversational skillz were limited to confirming or denying a question he might ask.
Example
Question "So you made all these cakes here?"
Answer "Yeah......I also mop floors"
Conversation over.

Question "You're from MIchigan, cool, How do you like there?"
Answer "Flat..............................Good, I like it."
COnversation over.

I know what your thinking. "She's a conversational wizard, whats her deal" Well I'll tell you what my deal is. I got Mr. Fucking Prince Charming standing in front of me and all I can do is smile like an idiot and watch the way his mouth moves when he says words. But its the most fun I've had in months.

And that brings us to the Idol. Wow. Will called during the debreifing and I think he could tell you how fucking serious I am about this show. There was some great moments and there were some horrible moments, All in all David Cook once again makes me want to hump my coffee table directly following the show.



I dare you to not hump your screen.